Hi, I'm Tanky, the PR director for Funny Fumes Dental Supply. I'm here to give you the lowdown on our wide array of products for both casual and professional dentists--all of them at prices even third-world dentists can afford! In fact, we sell thousands of scary-looking sharp things to military juntas in Central America every year.
- Dental Dams
- Sterile latex squares available in a variety of sizes and flavors.
- Educational Supplies
- Posters ranging from the infamous "toothless Joe" to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Molars"; the kids love 'em!
- Chemical Supplies
- Whether you're gassing up a patient before yanking those yellow fangs or souping up that old hot rod in the garage, our NO2 is not only the best, but the cheapest! No permits required in PA or NJ!
- Silly Saliva
- Patients feeling dry? Pop open a warm one! Our Silly Saliva beverages give them a fresh and feel-good way to rinse. With seven delicious flavors to tantalize their taste-buds, they'll never want to spit!
Now, I may be an inanimate object, but believe me--I know dental supplies, and Funny Fumes provides the finest. So give us a call today. After all, your success is NO2 laughing matter.
Phone: 555/555-5555 Fax: 555/555-6666 eMail: firstname.lastname@example.org